PIMPCOM Report

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P.I.M.P. COM (The Prenatal Intelligence Management Program Command Center) has released the following message.

After reviewing the information from D.R.H.S. additional funding was approved for continued black ops surveillance of the U.F.D. Agent Eisenberg reports that the situation seems to be under control and no changes are apparent from previous reports. PIMPCOM has authorized another clandestine fly-over code named, Operation Jelly Belly, early next week to gather more images for the intelligence committee to review. As of last weekend it seems that all preparations have been taken and the budget for defense and containment has been expended. Please stay tuned to alerts from the D.H.R.S for further updates and information.

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